"Without Ed keeping his eye on his watch, there would be no way I could know how long I was holding my notes. Thanks to him, I break new records each night. And hey-he strums a mean gitarrone, too-you know what I mean?"
-Michael Amante, America's Tenor
-Michael Amante, America's Tenor
" No one one could get that gosh-darn cat down from my tree. Ed did it. I owe him a tremendous debt of gratitude."
-Sister Mary Frances, Our Lady of Endless Sorrows Church
-Sister Mary Frances, Our Lady of Endless Sorrows Church
We were going to charge him full price for the repair of his car, but he brought us wine and charbroiled steaks he did on the grill himself. Delicious! Forget the repair, we gave him a brand new RL. He can have a new car any time he wants.
-Wayne's Acura
"...he bends steel in his bare hands. I've never seen anything like it!"
-Lex Luthor
-Lex Luthor
"John McLaughlin turned his amp off and left. George Benson gave him a Bentley, he was so good. Ed stuns all who come before him."
-Phil from Victor's
-Phil from Victor's
"I can't move. I'm still here in bed, tingling from head to toe! Get this man between your sheets immediately!"
-Carrie Bradshank, Sex In The Suburbs
-Carrie Bradshank, Sex In The Suburbs